"Push harder" I shouted at my wife when she was in labour. "Piss off you a***hole!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.
Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a lifejacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted".
At Michael Jackson's trial Dr Conrad Murray stated that although Michael had got so thin that his pyjama tops were still adult size, he could squeeze into children's bottoms
