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Offline Nick

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #360 on: April 30, 2012, 06:52:28 PM »
Double six  :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #361 on: May 05, 2012, 04:47:28 PM »
I came home from the pub 4 hours late last night.
"Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"

"So can you" I said, "This isn't our house anymore."
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #362 on: May 05, 2012, 05:24:18 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #363 on: May 05, 2012, 05:52:52 PM »
[Serious] I can remember a similar scenario years ago. Tosh...don't ask...Indian guy, owner of the Taj Mahal, the best sit down and takeaway in town, (who used to give us credit until pay day) actually lost the place on the turn of  a card.  Malaka... noooo: Wiped the slate clean tho...[Serious]
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #364 on: May 06, 2012, 05:55:36 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Side on May 05, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
[Serious] I can remember a similar scenario years ago. Tosh...don't ask...Indian guy, owner of the Taj Mahal, the best sit down and takeaway in town, (who used to give us credit until pay day) actually lost the place on the turn of  a card.  Malaka... noooo: Wiped the slate clean tho...[Serious]

You have to finish [Serious] with a forward slash like this >>> [/Serious]  ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #365 on: May 08, 2012, 09:20:45 PM »
Being told that they had discovered a cure for dyslexia was like music to my arse.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #366 on: May 08, 2012, 09:23:55 PM »
Blonde text's her husband one winter morning 'windows frozen, will not open'

Husband text's back 'pour some luke warm water over it'

10 minutes later blonde text's back 'think the computer is really fucked now"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #367 on: May 08, 2012, 09:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 09:20:45 PM
Being told that they had discovered a cure for dyslexia was like music to my arse.

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Wine mets keyboard .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #368 on: May 11, 2012, 08:38:25 PM »
The BBC have just announced that they are not going to show the full funeral of Vidal Sasoon, but will show the highlights   redface:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #369 on: May 11, 2012, 08:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2012, 08:38:25 PM
The BBC have just announced that they are not going to show the full funeral of Vidal Sasoon, but will show the highlights   redface:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #370 on: May 12, 2012, 11:52:47 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 09:20:45 PM
Being told that they had discovered a cure for dyslexia was like music to my arse.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #371 on: May 16, 2012, 06:22:29 AM »
"Injury lawyers 4 U" are a load of shit .

When our neighbours 15 yr old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to email a picture of her gash to them .

Guess who is in court tomorrow ?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #372 on: May 16, 2012, 06:23:05 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 16, 2012, 06:22:29 AM
"Injury lawyers 4 U" are a load of shit .

When our neighbours 15 yr old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to email a picture of her gash to them .

Guess who is in court tomorrow ?

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #373 on: May 16, 2012, 06:40:42 AM »
I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit.

For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming.

When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby.

When I went to Bath, I took a bath.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #374 on: May 16, 2012, 06:56:05 AM »
 ;)  redface:
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