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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #390 on: June 09, 2012, 07:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 09, 2012, 07:18:42 PM
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #391 on: June 10, 2012, 07:05:18 AM »
A Geordie lad gets off with a Sheffield lass. He drops his pants, gets his cock out and the lass says: "Bye eck, that's a gud un". He says: "What's a gud un?" She replys: "It means a big one".
She drops her knickers and he says: "Bye eck, that's a canny un".
She says: "What's a canny un?"
He replies: "A fucking big valley that cowboys ride through".
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #392 on: June 10, 2012, 07:32:49 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 07:05:18 AM
A Geordie lad gets off with a Sheffield lass. He drops his pants, gets his cock out and the lass says: "Bye eck, that's a gud un". He says: "What's a gud un?" She replys: "It means a big one".
She drops her knickers and he says: "Bye eck, that's a canny un".
She says: "What's a canny un?"
He replies: "A fucking big valley that cowboys ride through".

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #393 on: June 14, 2012, 07:29:13 PM »
Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #394 on: June 15, 2012, 05:24:43 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 14, 2012, 07:29:13 PM
Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map!

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #395 on: June 15, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
When I found out they had found a cure for dyslexia, I couldn't believe my arse !
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #396 on: June 15, 2012, 01:22:50 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on June 15, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
When I found out they had found a cure for dyslexia, I couldn't believe my arse !


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #397 on: June 15, 2012, 01:43:28 PM »
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Quote from: beerhead on June 15, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
When I found out they had found a cure for dyslexia, I couldn't believe my arse !


could be an affs ....... rubschin:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #398 on: June 15, 2012, 01:44:03 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on June 15, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
When I found out they had found a cure for dyslexia, I couldn't believe my arse !

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #399 on: June 15, 2012, 01:45:46 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #400 on: June 15, 2012, 01:46:50 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #401 on: June 15, 2012, 01:49:25 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #403 on: June 27, 2012, 07:06:44 PM »
My girlfriend just said " Can you explain to me why I've just found a pair of knickers in your coat pocket"

I said "Yes it's because you're a nosey c***"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #404 on: June 28, 2012, 04:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2012, 07:06:44 PM
My girlfriend just said " Can you explain to me why I've just found a pair of knickers in your coat pocket"

I said "Yes it's because you're a nosey c***"

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