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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #420 on: July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #421 on: July 09, 2012, 11:32:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

We need a "handbag" emotiwotsit...
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #422 on: July 09, 2012, 11:54:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Yes it was the end for him  whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #423 on: July 09, 2012, 12:06:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2012, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Yes it was the end for him  whistle:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #424 on: July 09, 2012, 12:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2012, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Yes it was the end for him  whistle:

doh:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #425 on: July 09, 2012, 12:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2012, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Yes it was the end for him  whistle:

doh:

He's going flip ........ redface:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #426 on: July 09, 2012, 12:44:54 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2012, 12:34:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2012, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Yes it was the end for him  whistle:

doh:

He's going flip ........ redface:

I'll flip you!  cussing:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #427 on: July 09, 2012, 01:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Look. Those flippers that frogmen and other assorted diving/swpimpmping types use bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the things you find on the sides of fish!

They are, however, uncannily like the things attached to the end of frog's legs (hence the term 'frogmen') and are not dissimilar to the things on the end of duck's legs and things on the sides of seals etc.

So - definitely not fins then! OK?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #428 on: July 09, 2012, 01:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 09, 2012, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Look. Those flippers that frogmen and other assorted diving/swpimpmping types use bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the things you find on the sides of fish!

They are, however, uncannily like the things attached to the end of frog's legs (hence the term 'frogmen') and are not dissimilar to the things on the end of duck's legs and things on the sides of seals etc.

So - definitely not fins then! OK?

THEY. ARE. FINS!  Banghead
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #429 on: July 09, 2012, 01:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 09, 2012, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Look. Those flippers that frogmen and other assorted diving/swpimpmping types use bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the things you find on the sides of fish!

They are, however, uncannily like the things attached to the end of frog's legs (hence the term 'frogmen') and are not dissimilar to the things on the end of duck's legs and things on the sides of seals etc.

So - definitely not fins then! OK?

THEY. ARE. FINS!  Banghead

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #430 on: July 09, 2012, 01:44:16 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #431 on: July 09, 2012, 01:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 09, 2012, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 09, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Fins!! cussing:

Look. Those flippers that frogmen and other assorted diving/swpimpmping types use bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the things you find on the sides of fish!

They are, however, uncannily like the things attached to the end of frog's legs (hence the term 'frogmen') and are not dissimilar to the things on the end of duck's legs and things on the sides of seals etc.

So - definitely not fins then! OK?

THEY. ARE. FINS!  Banghead

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #432 on: July 09, 2012, 01:58:25 PM »
It would seem only BM uses the term fins  whistle:

The rest of us use the correct terminology  whistle:

BM is an muppet  whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #433 on: July 09, 2012, 02:01:45 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #434 on: July 09, 2012, 08:00:46 PM »
Andy Murray will be fine. The British love people who cry after losing something.

Just look at Gazza, Stuart Pearce, and the McCanns.
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