Some are Affs, but I can't be arsed to sort the wheat from the chaff
Son said to Dad ''I'm Gay'' Dad looks at his other son and said ''What about you'' Other son said ''Me too Dad''. Dad said F*ck me doesn't anyone in this Frickin family like Pussy? The Daughter said ''I do''
10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says '' If any of you are Paedophiles you can f**k off down to Hell'' 9 of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out ''And take this deaf bastard with you''
The wife said to me last night ''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.
The wife came out of the bathroom and said ''I have just shaved my pussy and you know what that means don't you'' I said ''Yeah the bloody plug hole is blocked again''
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted ''Where you off to Charlie'' he said ''I'm off to change a light bulb'' Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing. I said'' That's gonna be a bit awkward init''
''Not really'' He said.'' I still have the receipt you insensitive bastard''
