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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #555 on: November 04, 2012, 01:22:04 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on November 04, 2012, 11:32:00 AM
apc did a 3 hour comedy show last night and was AMAZING!!!!!!!!! Some of the material from this thread was used so big thaks to all the funnies. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Well done that lad.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #556 on: November 05, 2012, 06:58:05 AM »
Whats the 4 words you dont want to hear after sex ??










Hows about that then
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #557 on: November 05, 2012, 07:10:42 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #558 on: November 05, 2012, 07:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 05, 2012, 06:58:05 AM
Whats the 4 words you dont want to hear after sex ??










Hows about that then

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #559 on: November 05, 2012, 07:50:21 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 05, 2012, 06:58:05 AM
Whats the 4 words you dont want to hear after sex ??












Hows about that then

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #560 on: November 14, 2012, 07:16:29 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 16, 2012, 07:40:50 PM
George Clooney is to star in a new fim about the life of Jimmy Saville.

It's called Oh, She's eleven


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #561 on: November 14, 2012, 07:41:08 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 14, 2012, 07:16:29 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 16, 2012, 07:40:50 PM
George Clooney is to star in a new fim about the life of Jimmy Saville.

It's called Oh, She's eleven



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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #562 on: November 14, 2012, 08:44:44 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #563 on: November 22, 2012, 08:33:19 PM »
From bbc sport..........


 
"Young Boys have brought 2,500 fans to Anfield tonight......."


this shite writes itself ............
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #564 on: November 22, 2012, 08:41:22 PM »
"Joshua Proffitt on Twitter: "Re 2032. That's why I love football, amazing touch from Young Boys fans,"

(again BBC sport)

are they just taking the mickey .......... rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #565 on: November 23, 2012, 07:22:00 AM »
I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently saying “a meal for two, with a hairy view” is not the way to announce 69
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #566 on: November 23, 2012, 07:23:24 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #567 on: November 23, 2012, 08:43:32 AM »
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #568 on: November 23, 2012, 09:33:56 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 23, 2012, 07:22:00 AM
I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently saying “a meal for two, with a hairy view” is not the way to announce 69

 lol: lol:




What is the proper Bingo call for 69?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #569 on: November 23, 2012, 06:39:09 PM »
Shame on me for knowing this ... "any way up"  redface:
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