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Offline Nick

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #570 on: November 23, 2012, 06:44:18 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #571 on: December 13, 2012, 04:32:57 PM »
Bought the wife a new fridge for Xmas.

Can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #572 on: December 13, 2012, 05:23:31 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #573 on: December 13, 2012, 05:24:36 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #574 on: December 13, 2012, 05:27:43 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #575 on: December 17, 2012, 02:47:15 PM »
I wonder if 2DayFM are regretting ringing Adam Lanza and telling him he's adopted?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #576 on: December 17, 2012, 03:04:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 17, 2012, 02:47:15 PM
I wonder if 2DayFM are regretting ringing Adam Lanza and telling him he's adopted?

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #577 on: December 17, 2012, 03:26:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 17, 2012, 02:47:15 PM
I wonder if 2DayFM are regretting ringing Adam Lanza and telling him he's adopted?


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #578 on: December 17, 2012, 05:35:44 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #579 on: December 19, 2012, 11:10:16 AM »
That woman was worried that radiotherapy on her son's brain tumour would stunt his mental development.

If she wanted him to be brighter she should have called him Xenon not Neon.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #580 on: December 19, 2012, 03:43:52 PM »
I was working in Subway when a Greek girl came in and said, 'Do you have any Feta cheese?'

I replied, 'I'm quite into gimp masks and fisting.'

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #581 on: December 19, 2012, 03:54:56 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #582 on: December 19, 2012, 06:16:08 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #583 on: December 19, 2012, 11:02:06 PM »
It has been reported by the NHS that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%. I've done my calculations and I am immortal
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #584 on: December 20, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 19, 2012, 11:02:06 PM
It has been reported by the NHS that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%. I've done my calculations and I am immortal

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