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I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful bastards.All I said was, 'Hurry up for Christ's sake ......... Some of us have got homes to go to!'
Channel 4 are said to be looking for someone to fill Carol Vorderman's shoes. I can only produce about a teaspoon at a time but I'm more than happy to give it go.
Quote from: Just One More on October 18, 2013, 06:54:52 AMChannel 4 are said to be looking for someone to fill Carol Vorderman's shoes. I can only produce about a teaspoon at a time but I'm more than happy to give it go.
What do you get if you hold a twenty pound note between your chin and your chest?A good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 20, 2013, 09:28:10 AMWhat do you get if you hold a twenty pound note between your chin and your chest?A good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
Quote from: Baldy on October 20, 2013, 10:26:58 AMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 20, 2013, 09:28:10 AMWhat do you get if you hold a twenty pound note between your chin and your chest?A good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
