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Offline apc2010

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #750 on: November 01, 2014, 11:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 01, 2014, 11:08:35 PM
A man dressed as a pumpkin catches a taxi  . . . .



on second thoughts  noooo:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #751 on: November 27, 2014, 07:59:14 AM »
My son asked me to help him with his homework the other day. The question he was stuck on was, "give two ways to stop pregnancy."
After telling him what to write I was confident he would be getting top marks.
According to his teacher, "fucking her up the arse" and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #752 on: November 27, 2014, 08:06:10 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 27, 2014, 07:59:14 AM
My son asked me to help him with his homework the other day. The question he was stuck on was, "give two ways to stop pregnancy."
After telling him what to write I was confident he would be getting top marks.
According to his teacher, "fucking her up the arse" and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers!

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #753 on: November 27, 2014, 02:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 27, 2014, 07:59:14 AM
My son asked me to help him with his homework the other day. The question he was stuck on was, "give two ways to stop pregnancy."
After telling him what to write I was confident he would be getting top marks.
According to his teacher, "fucking her up the arse" and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers!

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #754 on: November 27, 2014, 07:49:43 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 27, 2014, 02:20:58 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 27, 2014, 07:59:14 AM
My son asked me to help him with his homework the other day. The question he was stuck on was, "give two ways to stop pregnancy."
After telling him what to write I was confident he would be getting top marks.
According to his teacher, "fucking her up the arse" and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers!

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #755 on: November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM »
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #756 on: November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #757 on: November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #758 on: November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #759 on: November 30, 2014, 05:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

 cloud9:

It's tho an agent .....he said describe your humour.......... rubschin:     redface:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #760 on: November 30, 2014, 05:37:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

 cloud9:

It's tho an agent .....he said describe your humour.......... rubschin:     redface:

Not the SSVC....?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #761 on: November 30, 2014, 05:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

 cloud9:

It's tho an agent .....he said describe your humour.......... rubschin:     redface:

Not the SSVC....?

Don't know just some bloke.......heard I did stand up..........only 3 of us left on the island at the moment.....
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #762 on: November 30, 2014, 06:49:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

 cloud9:

It's tho an agent .....he said describe your humour.......... rubschin:     redface:

Not the SSVC....?

Don't know just some bloke.......heard I did stand up..........only 3 of us left on the island at the moment.....

George...?
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #763 on: December 02, 2014, 12:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Got a call for the British bases......... scared2:  now where was that Taliban joke...... rubschin:

I have a pass like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I'll need a friendly face ........

 cloud9:

It's tho an agent .....he said describe your humour.......... rubschin:     redface:

Not the SSVC....?

Don't know just some bloke.......heard I did stand up..........only 3 of us left on the island at the moment.....

George...?
Going tell them bollocks.......driving me mad.....10 phone calls later no nearer being sorted......
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #764 on: December 04, 2014, 07:09:06 AM »


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