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Quote from: Baldy on December 04, 2014, 07:09:06 AM
No but I have do stand up again this year.....awaits jokes ....please...
Quote from: apc2010 on October 07, 2015, 11:55:58 PMNo but I have do stand up again this year.....awaits jokes ....please... I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. "Get your lips off my wife," I snapped pulling him off her."But sir, I'm not kissing her!" He pleaded. "She's stopped breathing.""Do I need to repeat myself?"
Why are women so sensitive? I was talking to a cousin the other day and she told me she was pregnant again, but this time with twins."Well at least you'll finally have two kids by the same father" I said
I stormed out of the hospital in a complete rage."Fuck her the cheating bitch!" I yelled."What's wrong?" asked my mate."She's just had the baby and it's not even white," I said."Why, what colour is it?" he asked."Blue," I replied.
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 10, 2015, 11:19:18 AMI stormed out of the hospital in a complete rage."Fuck her the cheating bitch!" I yelled."What's wrong?" asked my mate."She's just had the baby and it's not even white," I said."Why, what colour is it?" he asked."Blue," I replied.
Unbelievable act of kindness in amongst all the chaos in Paris last night. All the taxi drivers were staying in the city centre to taxi everyone home free of charge...It'd be a lot easier if they just text their families and told them to stop killing everyone.
