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Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 09:20:45 PMBeing told that they had discovered a cure for dyslexia was like music to my arse. Still makes me piss....
Being told that they had discovered a cure for dyslexia was like music to my arse.
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2012, 08:24:22 PMJust seen Rolf Harris in my local shop. The woman serving asked if he was that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boy's'....'No', he replied. 'That was Gary Glitter'Well that jokes gone ...
Just seen Rolf Harris in my local shop. The woman serving asked if he was that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boy's'....'No', he replied. 'That was Gary Glitter'
Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter............It can be done with a credit card ....but I still prefer a knife.......
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 23, 2011, 11:46:01 AMI know how Anders Behring Breivik feels.The last time I gatecrashed a summer camp I shot a load as well. Using that tonight ........
I know how Anders Behring Breivik feels.The last time I gatecrashed a summer camp I shot a load as well.
So tomorrow is the night ..... a sell out .......... Miss T is not going ... worried I'd upset people ....
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 10:23:06 PMSo tomorrow is the night ..... a sell out .......... Miss T is not going ... worried I'd upset people .... She thinks that my joke ....." my wife caught me fucking our daughter ....she was so shocked ...that he abortion clinic let me keep her "...is in bad taste for a load of ex-pats ........
I wonder how it went...?
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2017, 08:42:34 AMI wonder how it went...? That Taliban joke still offends .....who knew ...........
On the label it says "Please drink responsibly".Well...I've got my seatbelt on...
