UTTER business talk bollox shite.

[GROWLER]

One of my cussies has rung me twice in the last twi days, and both times they've announced......"Growler, we have a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for you"

I thought they were just 'avin' a laf yesterday, as they then proceeded to tell me what the job was they wanted doing, but the same phrase was used by a different person today.
I asked wtf he was going on about.

"It's our new business phrase that we have to slip into every conversation with everyone that we come into contact with."

I just told him to tell me what the job was and stop talking shite.

Whatever next? Will it create new found wealth I wonder?

Will it BOLLOX like.

[Nick]

Just say "Going Forward" in every sentence next time they call you 

[Snoopy]

They are simply pushing the envelope in customer/contractor relationships to a higher level going forward

AKA 

[Pastis]

You need to bookmark this site  http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/  to retaliate 

You can then suggest that:

"We bluesky our way outside box city and powerthink over to destination creativation"

or

"We're operationalising the strategic infrastructure... "

or

"Can we initiate an information transfer on this please?"

[GROWLER]

Makes me plumbs shudder and quake tbh.

SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH.

[Nick]