Growler has persuaded me to buy a bike

[Miss Demeanour]

Easy mistake to make 

[Nick]

Met my sister in town. SHe tried to make a phone call and discovered that she had brought the TV remote control by mistake 

[GROWLER]

Met my sister in town. SHe tried to make a phone call and discovered that she had brought the TV remote control by mistake 

Now THAt is actually believeable and very funny.

Bravo your sis!

[GROWLER]

I went out to buy a bike this morning ackchooly 




























But I bought a phone instead 

So. Not only a piggin plant pot, but a cock a lot too.

S'pose a bike ride is probably out the question now then ey, useless great lump?

[Darwins Selection]

I went out to buy a bike this morning ackchooly 

Do Nottingham bike shops have cakes running round them by any chance?

[Barman]

I went out to buy a bike this morning ackchooly 

Do Nottingham bike shops have cakes running round them by any chance?

[Grumpmeister]

I went out to buy a bike this morning ackchooly 

Do Nottingham bike shops have cakes running round them by any chance?

Just one fruitcake at the moment. 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

I bought a bike

Why 60 gears though? 

[Grumpmeister]

Why 60 gears though? 

No idea but something tells me any footage of you trying to work out the 60 gears could be an instant youtube hit. 

[Pastis]

Welllllllllll ....  my guess is 5 x 12 

[Snoopy]

I bought a bike

Why 60 gears though? 

To be able to pedal up and down mountains I expect 

Totally unsuited to pottering around Dottingham. 

And that saddle will be the cause of much anguish I promise you.

[Nick]

Perhaps Tipsy could send me some of her old Lycra 

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't forget you will need a protected helmet

[Snoopy]

He'll need to protect more than that with THAT saddle. 




I'll see if the boys have a spare cricket box .... age 11 should about fit him I reckon.