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Offline Nick

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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #165 on: July 26, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »
So is it a fixed penalty or a magistrate job?
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #166 on: July 26, 2011, 05:08:04 PM »
So is it a fixed penalty or a magistrate job?

Fixed penalty of £50. A lot less than Miss D's Pinot bill  noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #167 on: July 26, 2011, 05:09:58 PM »
 cussing:

The bump on your head really has not helped you to recall events accurately  whistle:

You had asked me not to tell anybody you were only on half pints of shandy but sod ya now  lol:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #168 on: July 26, 2011, 05:12:54 PM »
cussing:

The bump on your head really has not helped you to recall events accurately  whistle:

You had asked me not to tell anybody you were only on half pints of shandy but sod ya now  lol:

 redface: Your the only person I know who would ask for a Guinness shandy  whistle:

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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #169 on: July 26, 2011, 05:14:55 PM »
Gullible , that's me  whistle:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #170 on: July 26, 2011, 05:17:35 PM »

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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #171 on: July 26, 2011, 07:23:50 PM »
I left tel in the pub  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Update :- http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/

Somebody didn't like you complaining about the spelling  ;D

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"Bad reporting here - for starters the train didn't hit me. I think. If it had I would be dead. Secondly, I apologise to anyone who was late home due to my drunken spill onto the track.

And thirdly, can you kindly put an English spell-checker in your website. "Apologise" has an "s", not a "z". We're not American, yet."


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psbcustard, sm5

I walked onto the platform last night at WWCommon. I turned to see a train coming and saw a man stumbling, disoriented from being uncontrollably drunk or under the influence of some very heavy medication of sorts. In a split second, I saw this man fall backwards onto the tracks and directly under a train that didnt have time to stop or brake in any way. I shook for a brief time and had to walk away from the scene as I was horrified. I thought that I was going to have the image of death imprinted in my mind forever. Now I learn, the man in question was yourself, an adult, and all you can do is complain about typos and spelling?


You have no idea of the inconvenience and trouble you have landed on innocent people going about their day.

Why is it that trains are never early?
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #172 on: July 26, 2011, 07:29:17 PM »
CHap must have been traumatised. He will doubtless sue for compo  noooo:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #173 on: July 26, 2011, 07:29:52 PM »
Oh dear  scared2:

It's a good job Wandsworth Common is not his regular station  lol:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #174 on: July 26, 2011, 07:34:29 PM »
TMR: the man who put the common back into Wandsworth Common  noooo:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2011, 07:37:45 PM »
I blame the fresh air .....he was fine in the pub  rubschin:
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2011, 07:47:31 PM »

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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2011, 08:13:48 PM »
Bet he's a cafflik too ;)
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Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2011, 08:15:59 PM »
This is turning into one of them there snowball situations  lol:
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