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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2011, 08:46:36 PM »
I did spend sometime on my hands and knees demonstrating catflap headbutting techniques  redface:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2011, 10:04:41 PM »
Only thing for that mangy shit machine is for placing it in a curry. sick2:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2011, 04:55:13 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 23, 2011, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
I have received fresh instructions. It seems Bertie has developed psychological problems and is now afraid of his own catflap  noooo:

Wash yer bloody ears out!




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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2011, 07:04:09 AM »
I have just been out to inspect the weather. There were SEVEN cats watching me  scared2:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2011, 07:58:24 AM »
You should have just looked out of the window. noooo:

How long does it take a person to starve to death?
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2011, 11:33:58 AM »
Your fault for putting tuna near the cat flap
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2011, 03:54:36 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on August 24, 2011, 11:33:58 AM
Your fault for putting tuna near the cat flap

You can't march in here being all sensible like  ;)
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2011, 03:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 24, 2011, 03:54:36 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on August 24, 2011, 11:33:58 AM
Your fault for putting tuna near the cat flap

You can't march in here being all sensible like  ;)

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2011, 09:04:27 AM »
Just pottered off (nekkid) to the kitchen to make some tea and toast. I had forgotten that there is a bus stop right outside the flat and that people on the top deck are exactly level with my kitchen window. A whole top deck of voyeurs  redface:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
And how many of them were pointing and laughing.
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2011, 09:06:54 AM »
Open mouthed gaping mainly  redface:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2011, 06:22:22 PM »
My neighbour is learning how to play the bongoes  cussing:  The bongoes are winning  noooo:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2011, 07:21:31 PM »
Top tip: Do not put a fag end in a dustbin  redface:  I had to use a fire extinguisher  redface:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2011, 07:22:13 PM »
OOh. 2 threads  cloud9:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2011, 07:30:31 AM »
There is never a thread merger around when you want one is there?
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