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Bertie and the French lingerie model
« on: July 25, 2011, 03:44:06 PM »
It seems my services are required for some more Bertie sitting in August  cloud9:

Watch out Islington, here I come  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 03:44:37 PM »
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 03:59:32 PM »
More tales from the imagination of Nick due then I suppose. sleep021

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 04:01:23 PM »
 evil:

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 04:13:51 PM »
evil:

It will be my fourth tour of duty  evil:

Give us the dates so I can contact the leccy board to arrange for some power cuts. whistle:

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 04:53:04 PM »
evil:

It will be my fourth tour of duty  evil:

Bloody hell, you'd get a Purple Heart for that in the USA
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 07:37:41 PM »
It seems my services are required for some more Bertie sitting in August  cloud9:

Watch out Islington, here I come  eveilgrin:

I'll pop over like.

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 07:53:59 PM »
Jim can come and visit Scruff. angel1
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2011, 07:58:36 PM »
Ta, but Jim wants to go to meet Bertie.

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2011, 08:00:57 PM »
He's settling in and is currently curled up on the sofa next to me with his paw (there are three more) on my thigh.
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2011, 08:07:00 PM »
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Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 02:38:31 PM »
All confirmed. August 23rd to September 4th. I wonder what and who there will be to play with in London during my trip?  rubschin:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2011, 02:45:00 PM »
Pastis and TMR  on the train tracks with the frozen fish ????
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2011, 02:48:16 PM »
 eeek:   MissCluedo?
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2011, 02:52:37 PM »
I have just e mailed a mate of mine in Islington to fix up a beer. The automatic reply informed me that he has RETIRED!!!

Since he is a year younger than me but was a Director in a local authority on £170K a year  evil: I am sure he will be comfortable (the bastard  cussing:)
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