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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 09:58:39 AM »
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:


Unfortunately many would need to Google that to get the reference.  ::)
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 10:00:42 AM »
I imagine Miss D is off aGoogling as we speak  noooo:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 10:02:38 AM »
Name rang a bell but i had no idea what she looked like  eeek:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2011, 10:03:21 AM »
We were right  noooo:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2011, 10:04:55 AM »
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:

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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 10:05:43 AM »
We were right  noooo:

Since Wenchy hasn't replied to your answer yet ...... she too I fear.  ;)
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2011, 10:07:10 AM »
Re Wenchy: I do miss the daft baggage.  sad24:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2011, 10:08:23 AM »
What is this thread about?
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2011, 10:11:23 AM »
 Shrugs:

Wot are any of them about?
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2011, 10:12:26 AM »
Dunno Tel will tell us when he can be arsed to get here.

He hasn't made his opening hours very clear  noooo:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2011, 10:14:14 AM »
Uncle Mort may know .... If not Matron will tell us, when she does her rounds later.
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2011, 10:38:49 AM »
Is this obvious enough for you now then, is it , eh , is it ?  lol:

Sorry tel  redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel "  rubschin:

I've remembered now  lol:

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ?  Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ???  rubschin:

If this is typical of your conversation(s) I might well have thrown myself under a train.

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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2011, 10:42:16 AM »
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2011, 10:42:47 AM »
You don't know then  lol:
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Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2011, 10:45:25 AM »
Wot?

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