The all new Tel's advice clinic

[Miss Demeanour]

Is this obvious enough for you now then, is it , eh , is it ? 

Sorry tel 

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel " 

I've remembered now 

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ?  Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ??? 

[Nick]

Dear Tel

Is Open Office compatible with Microsoft Office?

WOrried of Nottingham

[Snoopy]

I'm not tel but it werks perfikly for me. I have Windows 2010 on the PC and Open Office on the Lap-top and all documents produced on one werk on t'other. 

[Nick]

Is your name Tel? 

[Snoopy]

Read the first three words of my post! 

[Snoopy]

I shall now depart in a marked manner.


Stamps foot and stomps off, nose in the air. (As Wenchy would have said)

[Miss Demeanour]

Tel will help you with that problem later 

[Nick]

I think Wenchy is off on honeymoon. WOnder what they are doing 

[Darwins Selection]

I think Wenchy is off on honeymoon. WOnder what they are doing 

Getting sunburned most likely.

[Miss Demeanour]

Arguing   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

She's still wearing her wedding dress, no doubt it's difficult to get into for poor Mr Wench so Darwin is prolly correct. Unless Wenchy is using the skirt part to form a parasol by doing hand stands or something.

There could be money in this....

[Snoopy]

I seem to have upset her about that 


See Faceache.

[Nick]

I told her she looked like Miss Havisham 

[Snoopy]

I told her that keeping it as her Faceache profile pic was "Tacky" 


Well she did ask .... and what are friends for if not to tell you the truth?

[Darwins Selection]

I told her she looked like Miss Havisham 

 

When is your funeral?