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The Moan Ranger
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Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 02:54:38 AM »
As you know I am staying at my brothers, while he is on holiday.
There was a knock on the door at 12.20 and stupidly I opened it. Three hooded men burst in, smashed me over the head pinned me down with a knife to my throat and then ransacked the house.
I've just got back from hospital and the police are gathering evidence. The house is trashed.
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Baldy
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 03:05:48 AM »
Feck Moi.
Not really having a lot of luck at the moment.
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Miss Demeanour
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 05:04:39 AM »
OMG ! Times 2 this week !!!
Are you ok? ....how much trauma can 1 person cope with in 1 week
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July 28, 2011, 05:06:55 AM »
What an exciting life you lead!
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Miss Demeanour
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 05:21:48 AM »
We are going to have to organise a round the clock VP personal security service to ensure your safety until the end of this dire week
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The Moan Ranger
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 05:38:36 AM »
Nine stitches in my head, otherwise fine - just shaken.
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Miss Demeanour
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 05:41:55 AM »
How long did you leave the dog alone for this time ???
and presumably it's bark was worse than it's bite ....
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In the Prime of Senility
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July 28, 2011, 05:43:25 AM »
9 More stitches eh? You must look like a fecking tapestry!
Do take more care (or more water with it) fella.
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The Moan Ranger
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July 28, 2011, 05:43:38 AM »
The bloody dogs ran upstairs and hid under a bed. Bastards!
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Miss Demeanour
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July 28, 2011, 05:44:26 AM »
No loyalty with mutts these days
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July 28, 2011, 05:47:13 AM »
Did they take much or just trash the place?
What colour were they?
Wot's your brother say?
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Just One More
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Re: Nightmare
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July 28, 2011, 05:52:38 AM »
You're having helluva week TMR. Hate to say it, but they come in threes
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July 28, 2011, 05:53:22 AM »
There's more to come!
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The Moan Ranger
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July 28, 2011, 05:55:32 AM »
They took my laptop, my brother's laptop, smashed the safe off the wall and took that - I haven't been into my brothers bedroom yet, but I assume all the wife's jewellry has gone. And more - don't know what though, it's not my house.
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The Moan Ranger
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July 28, 2011, 05:56:38 AM »
All 3 were black - bruv doesn't know yet.
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