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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2011, 12:32:34 PM »
Drops trousers and shouts "Come ON Train!"

Lisa/Rastus joke. Circa 1965  ;)
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2011, 12:33:44 PM »
Um, how did bruv take it, like  scared2:

He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.

Not much of the home left to hit surely  scared2:
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2011, 12:34:52 PM »
Drops trousers and shouts "Come ON Train!"

Lisa/Rastus joke. Circa 1965  ;)


That's the one!!  happy088
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2011, 01:44:15 PM »
Um, how did bruv take it, like  scared2:

He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.

Not much of the home left to hit surely  scared2:

Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...

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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2011, 01:50:08 PM »
Insurance company will pay for lock changes. Get on the job quick!!
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2011, 01:55:33 PM »
Insurance company will pay for lock changes. Get on the job quick!!

It's in hand.

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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2011, 02:10:28 PM »
Meanwhile, you could untrash the 16 year old boy's bedroom. Top tip: wear gloves and breathing apparatus
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2011, 05:57:46 PM »
Um, how did bruv take it, like  scared2:

He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.

Not much of the home left to hit surely  scared2:

Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...

A safe, JUST to store spare front door keys in?  confused:

Souns like a Nickism to me that.

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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2011, 09:23:37 AM »
Um, how did bruv take it, like  scared2:

He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.

Not much of the home left to hit surely  scared2:

Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...

A safe, JUST to store spare front door keys in?  confused:

Souns like a Nickism to me that.

I don't think he said "Just to store the spare front door keys in"  noooo:

Seems to me to be an obvious place to keep spare car and door keys safely ... along with passports, insurance docs, jewellery and other valuables.
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2011, 11:02:58 AM »
Seems I didn't hoover up all the broken glass, as my right foot can now testifty to  evil:

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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2011, 11:08:49 AM »
 happy100

Bet you can't wait for this week to be over  noooo:
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2011, 11:11:37 AM »
happy100

Bet you can't wait for this week to be over  noooo:

Indeed. I always said rent week crippled me!

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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2011, 11:20:22 AM »
No laughing at the shaved head!




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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2011, 11:22:53 AM »
 eeek:

Ouch !
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Re: Nightmare
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2011, 12:07:06 PM »
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