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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Unauthorised absence
« on: July 29, 2011, 12:25:45 PM »
There seems to be an awful lot of it about at the moment  nonono:

I note Uncle M has suddenly slipped a holiday to Greece in under the radar like. Where was the prior consultation ? Where was the permission slip ?

Tardiness is becoming much more apparent  noooo:

As are disappearances  noooo:

I realise it is the 'summer ' months but we are not MP's . We cannot all give ourselves 4 months off normal duties to go and play.

We have standards, protocols and rooolz.

Now pull your socks up , all of you and stop this mucking about !!!!

« Last Edit: July 29, 2011, 12:40:02 PM by Miss Demeanor »
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 12:30:08 PM »
Sorry miss, I had to dash out to buy an pineapple  redface:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 12:35:29 PM »
What about the cheese ?
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 12:36:46 PM »
It is an surprise for Growler. Or it was, like  rubschin:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 12:40:44 PM »
He will be delighted ....if that is possible with his DNA  lol:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »
Also Uncle, you had not put your movements in the Calendar.

How are we to keep track of our special agents if you are not using the systems and protocols already established for the recording of such events.

I am severley disappointed by the lackadaisical  attitude seeping through the board  nonono:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 01:30:07 PM »
No bastard electric again .............because of the fecking heatwave and explosion .......... cussing:

At least nearly all the government have resigned .......

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »
You're in a very mischievous mood this afternoon MissD  rubschin:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM »
I am .....be afraid  ;)
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2011, 01:38:39 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2011, 01:40:43 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2011, 01:41:49 PM »
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2011, 01:45:40 PM »
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:

No, drop the box out of an upstairs window...  ::)
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2011, 01:46:11 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2011, 01:48:08 PM »
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:

No, drop the box out of an upstairs window...  ::)

Drop shots are not ,  I would suggest ,  the most effective but a man of your incredible skills could prolly find a way of making it work  whistle:
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