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Offline apc2010

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2011, 01:49:48 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2011, 01:52:02 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)

Then why do the power cuts bother you ........ rubschin:

Cos it doesn't arrive til Wednesday...  noooo:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2011, 02:13:12 PM »
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)

Then why do the power cuts bother you ........ rubschin:

Cos it doesn't arrive til Wednesday...  noooo:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2011, 02:39:40 PM »
Has anyone checked to see if our Miss C is alright ????
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2011, 02:40:37 PM »
Has anyone checked to see if our Miss C is alright ????

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2011, 02:42:22 PM »
Honestly this place is going to the dawgs  noooo:

Last seen going for a check up to horsepickle but now that she is not baking cakes for youse lot she is out of sight out of mind. You know who you are.

Shame on you   noooo:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2011, 03:42:38 PM »
All hail the new look MissD  eeek:     scared2:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2011, 04:16:17 PM »
I thought that was her standard weekend get-up.  razz:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2011, 04:30:02 PM »
I thought that was her standard weekend get-up.  razz:

Nah, she doesn't smoke...

After the occasional Sunday Lunch it's a case of:



"Oh, come on now MrP, You can just hop on the bus. You know how to hop don't you? You just put your legs together and ... jump!"

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2011, 04:32:25 PM »
Maybe next time we can take the train Mr P  whistle:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2011, 04:33:37 PM »
 scared2:
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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2011, 04:36:53 PM »
Wot he sed ^^^   


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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2011, 05:32:49 PM »
He will be delighted ....if that is possible with his DNA  lol:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2011, 05:57:46 PM »
 lol:

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Re: Unauthorised absence
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2011, 06:13:40 PM »
On no  noooo:  That will inflame him even more than usual.
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