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Offline Just One More

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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #60 on: July 31, 2011, 06:17:59 AM »
You seem to be in good spirits Miss C, onwards and upwards  happy088
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #61 on: July 31, 2011, 09:38:38 AM »
I have managed to open one of the windows, only four inches but that is as good as six in the minds of many on here I am sure.  whistle:

I will shortly go on a trap door hunt, a phrase best not said when medicated.

as well as being bored out of my mind, medicated up to the ceiling I feel a fraud.

Ahh the drugs trolley cometh I may be gone a while...
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #62 on: July 31, 2011, 09:39:48 AM »
Good to hear you are causing trouble  ;)

Keep them on their toes Miss C  lol:
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #63 on: July 31, 2011, 09:54:11 AM »
I have managed to open one of the windows, only four inches but that is as good as six in the minds of many on here I am sure.  whistle:

I will shortly go on a trap door hunt, a phrase best not said when medicated.

as well as being bored out of my mind, medicated up to the ceiling I feel a fraud.

Ahh the drugs trolley cometh I may be gone a while...

Good to have you with us Miss C....  cloud9:
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #64 on: July 31, 2011, 10:38:17 AM »
Miss C .... Have you had to explain to various nurses that you are neither senile nor deaf?
Why do they all shout at patients V E R Y   S L O W L Y with exaggerated mouth movements?

Why, if you have anybody visiting you, do they ask them if YOU take sugar?

Why do they talk loudly among themselves all frickin night long?

Why do the patients have to be woken, washed, dressed and sat out by the side of their beds at 6am .... so that the ward looks tidy for incoming day shift at 8? I think not because the day shift will come round and ask if you have washed yet before the doctors' rounds start at 9  Banghead

If you can find sensible answers to these questions you might care to share them with me as I have asked so many times and ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
One cheeky cow even asked if I had ever had treatment for OCD. 
Answer was "No, I have had a heart attack and would like to rest" cussing:
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #65 on: July 31, 2011, 10:41:38 AM »
I have ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....

I find that very hard to believe.  whistle:
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #66 on: July 31, 2011, 10:44:05 AM »
I have ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....

I find that very hard to believe.  whistle:


So did I  angel1
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2011, 07:36:54 AM »
Miss C .... Have you had to explain to various nurses that you are neither senile nor deaf?
Why do they all shout at patients V E R Y   S L O W L Y with exaggerated mouth movements?

Why, if you have anybody visiting you, do they ask them if YOU take sugar?

Why do they talk loudly among themselves all frickin night long?

Why do the patients have to be woken, washed, dressed and sat out by the side of their beds at 6am .... so that the ward looks tidy for incoming day shift at 8? I think not because the day shift will come round and ask if you have washed yet before the doctors' rounds start at 9  Banghead

SNOOPS I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY DO THESE THINGS ANY MORE THAN I KNOW HOW TO SCROLL DOWN ON THIS THING OR CHANGE THE COLOUR OF THE FONT I TOO AM A TROUBLE MAKER THIS MONINGS EMAIL WILL BE AN ENQUIRY INTO WHY 75% OG THE FIRE DOORS HERE ARE KEPT LOCKED?redface:

If you can find sensible answers to these questions you might care to share them with me as I have asked so many times and ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
One cheeky cow even asked if I had ever had treatment for OCD. 
Answer was "No, I have had a heart attack and would like to rest" cussing:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2011, 07:50:35 AM »
I have just been told I am going to have surgery in about half an hour. This is a bit of a surprise. eeek:  the fire doors can wait, wish me luck guys.
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2011, 07:58:16 AM »
Good luck Miss C ..... You'll be fine.



Oh and sorry about the missed breakfast.
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2011, 07:59:01 AM »
Oh Miss C - hope it all goes well.

Sending love  , chocolate, hugs, kisses and lots and lots of healingness xxxxx
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2011, 08:00:25 AM »
Yikes  eeek:

I am off to SHeffield to pick up the bike and was planning a surprise visit later. WIll postpone that then.
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #72 on: August 01, 2011, 08:10:54 AM »
Yikes  eeek:

I am off to SHeffield to pick up the bike and was planning a surprise visit later. WIll postpone that then.

Like what happened yesterday too.  Banghead

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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #73 on: August 01, 2011, 08:23:54 AM »
Thanks guys and guesses. On the slight off chance that Nick doesn't see this or my PM can some one call him or something and ask him not to call Mr C.

There is a small chance that he may and as Mr C is on the motorway and does not know about this.

My lift is here.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: WHere is Miss C?
« Reply #74 on: August 01, 2011, 08:27:47 AM »
Thanks guys and guesses. On the slight off chance that Nick doesn't see this or my PM can some one call him or something and ask him not to call Mr C.

There is a small chance that he may and as Mr C is on the motorway and does not know about this.

My lift is here.

Why? Where they takin' you?  eeek:

I'll ring potatoe 'ed for you. ::)

...not answering his mobby blower, flamin' plantpot. ::)
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