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The VP week
« on: July 29, 2011, 07:26:26 PM »
TMR meets Miss D and gets run over by a train and arrested
TMR gets robbed at knifepoint
Cyprus goes bust
Miss C has a heart attack
Snoopy goes AWOL
Nick buys and bike and BM screws it
Growler eats a whole pineapple
Mort gets ambushed by a wrinkly German laydee
LL heads for home and disaster

What else can go wrong?

I am visting MIss C shortly  angel1
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 07:31:54 PM »
I have asked them to make up the bed next to mine all nice and ready like.... angel1
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 07:34:10 PM »
Well you seem to be in good form. Have you got tubes in you , like  eyes:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 07:46:35 PM »
We need a name for this week ...none of that Black Friday rubbish  noooo: ...we need a whole week of woe name  rubschin:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 08:03:50 PM »
Right I have been off researching how to reverse bad fortune....all scientific like  whistle:

The most practical solution is to co-ordinate a time where each capable VP member has to turn round 3 times in a anti clockwise direction and then we will all be fine again. 100 % guaranteed apparently  rubschin:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 08:10:07 PM »
There are no capable VP members  noooo:, we are all either dead, in hospital , missing, pissed or unconscious. Or all of the above or part thereof. noooo:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 08:11:25 PM »
I'll do it for all of you then ...how many turns is that going to work out ?  rubschin:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 08:16:48 PM »
Just press he DONATE button 20 times  angel1
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 12:23:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 29, 2011, 08:11:25 PM
I'll do it for all of you then ...how many turns is that going to work out ?  rubschin:

Dizzy bird?  rubschin:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2011, 06:21:56 AM »
Ok - when does the new week start ?

Is it Sunday or Monday so that we can start all over again ?  rubschin:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 06:26:53 AM »
On the basis that 6 days shalt thou labour and on the seventh thou shalt rest then the week begins on Monday.
Personally I dislike calendars that show Sunday as the first day of the week ... panders too much to the Muslim and Jewish faiths whose Sabbeth is on Saturday.
But then I also object to shops being open on Sundays.
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2011, 06:28:40 AM »
I really wish you weren't so vague with your opinions  ;)
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2011, 06:31:27 AM »
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2011, 06:31:54 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 06:26:53 AM
On the basis that 6 days shalt thou labour and on the seventh thou shalt rest then the week begins on Monday.
Personally I dislike calendars that show Sunday as the first day of the week ... panders too much to the Muslim and Jewish faiths whose Sabbeth is on Saturday.
But then I also object to shops being open on Sundays.

You might piss BM off with that comment.  whistle:
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Re: The VP week
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2011, 06:32:41 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2011, 06:31:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 06:26:53 AM
On the basis that 6 days shalt thou labour and on the seventh thou shalt rest then the week begins on Monday.
Personally I dislike calendars that show Sunday as the first day of the week ... panders too much to the Muslim and Jewish faiths whose Sabbeth is on Saturday.
But then I also object to shops being open on Sundays.

You might piss BM off with that comment.  whistle:

My wife is Jewish  whistle:
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