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The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« on: July 30, 2011, 09:01:30 AM »
Well he is due soon  scared2:

Pie     check
Cake     check
BBQ     check
Puddings     check
COllapso     check
Pineapple     check
Caves    check

WHat can possibly go wrong?

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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 09:42:47 AM »
Drive to Sheffield wiv grapes?
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 09:45:19 AM »
How do you get blood out of a keyboard?
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 09:46:27 AM »
Dishwasher? razz:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 09:50:36 AM »
How do you get blood out of a keyboard?

Type b, followed by L , then o , then o again and finally d....hey presto !
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2011, 11:16:13 AM »
Is he there yet?   Popcorn:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2011, 11:25:22 AM »
Yes, and he is in full ranting mode  scared2:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 11:33:05 AM »
Give him a big lump of your speshull cake like.
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2011, 11:38:19 AM »
Yes, and he is in full ranting mode  scared2:

You'd be much more worried if he wasn't surely !!
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 11:59:41 AM »
It's gone very quiet from Dottingham  scared2:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2011, 01:30:36 PM »
It's gone very quiet from Dottingham  scared2:

Caving in the community now I expect.  scared2:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2011, 03:31:40 PM »
Nick's attempts to lure Growler are not proving very successful  noooo:

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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2011, 03:54:16 PM »
Nick's attempts to lure Growler are not proving very successful  noooo:



Have you hacked his phone  rubschin:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2011, 06:28:12 PM »
I am about to give him some pie and stuff. He is doing owl impressions  ::)

Caving was disappointing  noooo:
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