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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2011, 09:14:24 PM »
Daughter number 1 and BF would like to go caving tomorrow on their way back to Northampton. What's it called? I know a game which involves owl impressions it's a bit like planking only less dangerous.
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2011, 06:14:56 AM »
Just don't take the game to excess. The old girl next door has been doing that planking thing. I can see her through her living room window, she's been in that position for three days now
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2011, 06:15:42 AM »
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2011, 06:25:02 AM »
How do you get blood out of a keyboard?

Type b, followed by L , then o , then o again and finally d....hey presto !

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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2011, 07:34:59 AM »
Growler has toofache  ::)  he s like a bear with a sore head  noooo:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2011, 07:43:41 AM »
Too much cake prolly.
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2011, 09:15:11 AM »
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong  redface:





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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2011, 09:27:43 AM »
Too much yeast and water too cold at the start.  whistle:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2011, 09:38:02 AM »
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong  redface:






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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2011, 09:45:06 AM »
Too much yeast and water too cold at the start.  whistle:

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My dough is sadly lacking ..please advise  lol:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong  redface:






 noooo: Looks as rough as a bears . . .  Oh!  redface:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2011, 10:35:40 AM »
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong  redface:






 noooo: Looks as rough as a bears . . .  Oh!  redface:

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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2011, 02:43:42 PM »
Growler has been propositioned by on of the local working laydees  ::)

Anyhoo, he is now full of BBQ stuff and is snoring on my sofa  noooo:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2011, 03:06:41 PM »
Oooh, I haven't been propositioned for several months  lol: . What turn of phrase do they use round your way?

Down here, the last one was "'Ello dear, lookin' for some business?" .... Almost Dickensian   ;)
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2011, 03:13:24 PM »
SHe smiled sweetly at him. He is not used to this and took him some time to catch  on  noooo:
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