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Bicycle saddles
« on: August 02, 2011, 11:29:47 AM »
WHat sort of half witted moron designs and makes these things?  cussing:

I cycled about 8 miles and was uncomfortalbe after the first 100 yds  cussing:

I was telling my sis about it and ranting about those stupid padded shorts that erk cyclists wear. I suggested it was like buying a cast iron three piece suite and then wearing special clothing to sit on it  Angry9: That wouldn't catch on would it?  evil:

I went to a bike shop to buy a bell and was moaning about the saddle. It seems they make special gel cushions for saddles to make them comfy  Banghead  WHen I asked why they didn't just make saddles comfy in the first place the bike man just shrugged.

8 miles back, the last mile uphill  evil:  and now I am walking like John Wayne  cussing:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 11:41:02 AM »
Dead man walking....  whistle:

Perhaps your arse is just too big for it!  point:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 12:27:14 PM »
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 12:32:10 PM »
I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 12:39:31 PM »
I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like

How could she refuse....?  noooo:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 12:40:45 PM »
I'm sure Tipsy is used to saying NO to Nick  whistle:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 12:50:25 PM »
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 12:51:54 PM »
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It hurts  sad32:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 01:10:04 PM »
 noooo:

Nick's bike phase lasted 1 day   noooo:


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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2011, 01:12:58 PM »
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2011, 01:16:41 PM »
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2011, 01:17:48 PM »
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2011, 01:18:27 PM »
Nick gets snowed in  whistle:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2011, 01:27:46 PM »
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
WHY the seaside cock? Shrugs:

A luvverly train ride via Newark and Lincoln to (cough) Cleethorpes  redface:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2011, 01:34:16 PM »
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

Oi you!!!

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