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Offline Just One More

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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2011, 05:42:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 02, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

The bike, the saddle, or his arse  rubschin:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2011, 06:34:15 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 02, 2011, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 02, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

The bike, the saddle, or his arse  rubschin:

All 3 of course silly. ::)
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 11:54:27 AM »
GelTech®   ::)        8)
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2011, 02:22:53 PM »
I have a new saddle  cloud9: Now I need a spanner  evil:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2011, 03:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2011, 02:22:53 PM
I have a new saddle  cloud9: Now I need a spanner  evil:

Will it fit an 'orse too p'raps?
Must be big enough to accomodate your exceedingly fat arse I'd 'ave thought.
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 12:18:18 PM »
I bought a spanner and it doesn't fit  cussing: cussing:

I have now bought an new spanner  cloud9:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 12:24:28 PM »
Dare I suggest buying a spanner set  noooo:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 12:29:51 PM »
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 01:34:08 PM »
My bike is having its first service which is overdue for the amount of miles, his is having its service early cos he rode it to the seaside and it got sand in it. 


Does Cleethorpes have sand.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 01:36:37 PM »
DO you have oinkment? If so, please hasten over here  eyes:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2011, 01:41:29 PM »
 I am not rubbing anything of yours!  Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about.  lol:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2011, 01:42:33 PM »
I bet that is what all the boys say to you  noooo:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2011, 02:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
I am not rubbing anything of yours!  Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about.  lol:

What's that the gestation time for ?  eeek:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2011, 08:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 04, 2011, 02:07:02 PM
What's that the gestation time for ?  eeek:

A sensible idea?  whistle:
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Re: Bicycle saddles
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2011, 07:51:27 AM »
Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts  sad24:
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