Unlikely conversations

[Miss Demeanour]

 

People are banonkers    - I am the only normal one left 

[The Moan Ranger]

Oi!

[Miss Demeanour]

Yes, my poor ol war torn soldier,  you called 

[Nick]

I need a soothing massage with oinkment

[The Moan Ranger]

Miss D - I prefer the term "battle hardened" :-)

[Miss Demeanour]

I consider myself told 

[Darwins Selection]

I prefer the term "battle hardened" :-)

Not bottle hardened?

[Grumpmeister]

People are banonkers    - I am the only normal one left 

 

We're doomed 

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat is off out to her friends house now. She has just sent me a text

" Mum I have done a poo in the toilet and it won't go down . When you get home can you flush it away "

 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

The Brat is off out to her friends house now. She has just sent me a text

" Mum I have done a poo in the toilet and it won't go down . When you get home can you flush it away "

 

Wait until you are old enough to send her a similar message. 

[miss Tchevious]

Think Miss D should do it anyway. Someone pass the all-bran.

[Darwins Selection]

Think Miss D should do it anyway. Someone pass the all-bran.

Passing all-bran is somewhat tautological.

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just accused some bloke at work of trying to schmooze me  ......his retort was that I must be joking. He would rather take his chances with a polar bear in Norway 

[Snoopy]

  So not all men are stoopid eh?