Ok ...so you may or maynot be aware that next door to where I work there is a big construction job going on. Lots of big pieces of machinery that most of the blokes spend their entire time gawping out the window and reliving the days of their tonka toys and meccanno sets.
Anyway one of my colleagues came back from a meeting on the 18th floor of our building yesterday and said he was most distracted because in his eyeline was the crane operator in his cab and it looked very much like he was naked.
Now we are on the 4th floor so I had a good squint up but couldn't determine the facts.
We were discussing it again this morning and I had a brainwave. So I get the binoculars out of our equipment cupboard and position myself appropriately and then the sight unfolds. He appears to just be in pants and socks though you can't actually tell because his gut hangs so far over he really does look naked
In revulsion I turn around and get caught binoculars in hand by one of the coppers who works on our floor. I just said I was stalking the Pilsbury dough boy
