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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 11:10:01 AM »
Oh yea. 'Appy burfday too fossil! ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 12:59:56 PM »
Many happy returns Pastis.
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Lunch in Tottenham today?
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 01:11:20 PM »
Nearly ....lunch with me

He is at the bar mixing his drinks at the moment  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 01:17:47 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 01:56:24 PM »
He is being most distracted by wimmin wearing little and men in lycra  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 02:01:18 PM »
Little wots?  eeek:

I just called him and gave him safety instructions  angel1
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2011, 02:10:18 PM »
She has bought him chocs as a burfday present. Wimmin  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »
Not just any chocs.

Anyway what's wrong with that  sad24:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2011, 03:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
Not just any chocs.

Anyway what's wrong with that  sad24:

Absolutely zilch, that's what. ::)

JEALOUSY, now THAT'S HIS problem. ;)
Bloody piggin' bone 'ed that he is.

You can buy me choccies ANY day Miss D, any day you like like, cloud9:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2011, 04:00:29 PM »
"So, no riots in Dulwich?" queried a visitor to the pub. Tension was mounting and you could smell the anger in the air. The locals' grievances and fury were reaching boiling point. I fear that later, much ink would be spilled as they wrote their letters of complaint  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2011, 04:02:50 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 07, 2011, 04:00:29 PM
"So, no riots in Dulwich?" queried a visitor to the pub. Tension was mounting and you could smell the anger in the air. The locals' grievances and fury were reaching boiling point. I fear that later, much ink would be spilled as they wrote their letters of complaint  whistle:
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PMT eh?  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2011, 04:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2011, 02:01:18 PM

I just called him and gave him safety instructions  angel1

What safety instructions apply when you have a fanatical bus driver who manages to "bottom out" over a speed bump   eeek:  scared2:

Anyway, best call of the day was from a client by the name of Kamaal, (Yes, Muslim) around lunchtime:

"Hi, Mr P, how are you and is it convenient to talk?"

"Well, Kamaal, not really. It's my birthday, I'm just sitting down to Sunday Lunch and I've ordered the roast Pork!"   eveilgrin:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2011, 04:31:08 PM »
Pasty and I pretended to be Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus  lol:

Poor Kamaal - Pasty had no sensitivities towards the fact that he was fasting  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2011, 04:47:36 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 07, 2011, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
Not just any chocs.

Anyway what's wrong with that  sad24:

Absolutely zilch, that's what. ::)

JEALOUSY, now THAT'S HIS problem. ;)
Bloody piggin' bone 'ed that he is.

You can buy me choccies ANY day Miss D, any day you like like, cloud9:

Will do then  ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday Pasty
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2011, 04:31:08 PM
Pasty and I pretended to be Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus  lol:

Poor Kamaal - Pasty had no sensitivities towards the fact that he was fasting  noooo:

Kamal was driving the bus......... eeek:
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