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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2011, 12:13:44 PM »
Bloody BlackBerry predictive text. I only texted a few of my North London mates asking if they fancied a pint.

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« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2011, 07:45:07 PM »
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« Reply #197 on: August 12, 2011, 05:58:00 AM »
After four nights, David Cameron has finally authorized the use of water canons and plastic bullets to help stop the blacks from rioting and looting.

Has no one tried just throwing them a basket ball?

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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #200 on: August 12, 2011, 08:53:24 AM »
A prime candidate to play Dopey in the Westminster Christmas Panto  lol:
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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #201 on: August 12, 2011, 10:35:35 AM »
After four nights, David Cameron has finally authorized the use of water canons and plastic bullets to help stop the blacks from rioting and looting.

Has no one tried just throwing them a basket ball?

He is going to put persil in the water cannons .......

it stops the colours running ........ whistle:

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« Reply #202 on: August 12, 2011, 11:09:39 AM »
After four nights, David Cameron has finally authorized the use of water canons and plastic bullets to help stop the blacks from rioting and looting.

Has no one tried just throwing them a basket ball?

He is going to put persil in the water cannons .......

it stops the colours running ........ whistle:

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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #203 on: August 12, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
Rioters are now rampaging through Manchester's Chinatown.

The Police have said they've never seen such Wonton destruction.
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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #204 on: August 12, 2011, 09:13:06 PM »
Carpet Rite was looted

The police are struggling to cope with the new wave of rug dealing in Tottenham.

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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #205 on: August 12, 2011, 09:15:54 PM »
The first conviction and sentencing for looting wa today .
A man that looted DFS was fined £800 .
He has nothing to pay until 2012 , and then has four years interest-free credit to pay off the balance .


Huddersfield Police station was looted tonight and all the Sat Navs in the office were stolen.

Officers are said to be looking for Leeds.
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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #206 on: August 12, 2011, 11:04:12 PM »
Oh I really do love the 'naming and shaming' of these arse wipes. cloud9:

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/08/12/unlikely-rioters-the-weirdest-people-to-join-in-with-the-civi/

Found the last one particulary ironic with his lawyer stating that he's 'turning his life around'! eeek:
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Billboards showing all the mug shots and names next hopefully, and bring back the stocks and birch for public humiliation and floging too.  :thumbsup:
Time to get tougher with all this shite that's slithering around.
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« Reply #207 on: August 13, 2011, 04:33:56 AM »
The first conviction and sentencing for looting wa today .
A man that looted DFS was fined £800 .
He has nothing to pay until 2012 , and then has four years interest-free credit to pay off the balance .


Huddersfield Police station was looted tonight and all the Sat Navs in the office were stolen.

Officers are said to be looking for Leeds.

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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #208 on: August 13, 2011, 05:37:58 AM »


Billboards showing all the mug shots and names next hopefully, and bring back the stocks and birch for public humiliation and floging too.  :thumbsup:
Time to get tougher with all this shite that's slithering around.

Good to see that it's already happpening Growler
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Re: Tottenham - Enduring Image
« Reply #209 on: August 13, 2011, 07:30:27 AM »


Billboards showing all the mug shots and names next hopefully, and bring back the stocks and birch for public humiliation and floging too.  :thumbsup:
Time to get tougher with all this shite that's slithering around.

Good to see that it's already happpening Growler

Most satisfactory. :thumbsup:

Particulary heart warming when you read stories like this too: http://www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/9FB6F5DA1088BB2B802578EA006366C3.htm