Pruning your hairy beast

[Miss Demeanour]

No not Growler   

So we've had the vajazzle ...remember the bejewelling of your lady bits to those in the not know.

Now we have the fur jazzle.

Snoopy get yerself ready lad and pick a colour 

Pet lover Victoria Barter has come up with a colourful way to pay tribute to her favourite Essex celebrities.
The 20-year-old, from Heybridge in - where else - Essex, is causing a stir in her home town after dying her pet pooches gaudy colours and covering them in trinkets.
Victoria, who runs a pet grooming business, was inspired to 'fur-jazzle' her pets by the television programme The Only Way Is Essex. In a recent episode of the reality show, female cast members were filmed at a vajazzling salon where their more intimate parts were given a colourful makeover

Snoops what do ya fancy ?

[Snoopy]

 

[GROWLER]

The 20-year-old, from Heybridge in - where else - Essex, is causing a stir in her home town after dying her pet pooches gaudy colours and covering them in trinkets.

Bloody sick

Now THAT place could do with a riot.

[Grumpmeister]

Miss D, are you suggesting Snoop has reached the blue rinse stage of life? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh noes - I am suggesting he needs to be decorated for years of dutiful service 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I may go and look for suitable dog bling for Snoops.

The woman in Essex should have the dogs taken away from her and her own paw shaved I would willingly administer the injection. Stupid bint.

[bodiam]