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Offline Snoopy

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Not to be outdone!
« on: August 09, 2011, 12:25:03 PM »
Nick has just texted to say he is in A&E

Apparently he tripped over his own feet, his ribs hurt and the Jewish Lady Vicar had to drive him to hospital.

More when I know more.
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 12:27:11 PM »
This is not a healthy or safe place........ scared2:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 12:28:20 PM »
Was he carrying a TV out of the shop at the time that he tripped ?  rubschin:

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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 12:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 09, 2011, 12:28:20 PM
Was he carrying a TV out of the shop at the time that he tripped ?  rubschin:

No, a box of saddles from halfords ........ whistle:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 12:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 09, 2011, 12:28:20 PM
Was he carrying a TV out of the shop at the time that he tripped ?  rubschin:



That's more or less what SWWLTBO said when I told her.  lol:


I have replied to him "You Clot!" on behalf of all of us.
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 12:31:58 PM »
I think the more familiar expression is mong  whistle:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 12:33:45 PM »
Indeed but TBH I don't much like that word so I don't use it.
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 02:21:10 PM »
Oh dear, poor Nick  whistle:

Now, what are we going to have for Dinner Tonight?  BBQ'ed Ribs, Chinese Sticky Ribs, Ribs with Crackling?
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2011, 05:25:12 PM »
ANother disastrous day in Nickworld  noooo:

Went to the station to meet the Jewish Lady VIcar and managed to fall over my own feet, went headlong on the pavement, smashed my ribs into a kerbstone as I rolled into the path of an oncoming bus. Two cracked ribs  sad24:  A skinned knee and a skinned hand  noooo:

JLV had to drive me to hospital where I spent 2 hours being patched up and X rayed. We then went fur lunch during which her daughter phoned (she lives in SE London) and then her son (CLapham) to ask if yhey could stay at her place in Wimbledon for a couple of days. SO I took her back to the station so she could head sarf.

Nottingham centre is pretty much closed, there are cops everywhere and I am informed that Primark has been looted. Have these looters no standards? They could at least have looted M&S  noooo:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 05:27:06 PM »
So no sympathy shag then ?  whistle:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 05:55:56 PM »
My BiL once broke two ribs in Hong Kong .... falling off a bed in which he had been entertaining a Chinese tart. 


My how we larfed  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 03:56:07 PM »
The doc warned me that the pain gets progressively worserer for the first week as the bones try to find a way to knit. He wasn't wrong  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Even Mrs Nick has sent me condolences  eeek:

I must look up that nurse  eyes:  rubschin:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 03:59:33 PM »
Just e mailed my best mate of 50 years to tell him. HIs reply?

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You are one of the most accident prone individuals I have ever met. You still don't recall getting your head stuck in the Barton's bus door?
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 04:20:32 PM »
Invite him to join here Nick, that sounds like a story worth hearing  lol:
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Re: Not to be outdone!
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 05:32:15 PM »
No sympathy from me nerd. I don't want, expect or receive any whatsoever from anyone for any of my poxy ailments, temporay or permanent, and nor should you.
Get on with it.
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