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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 12:43:01 PM »
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I think some of you have been hacking my PC. redface:
I am still offering 2012 turnip stall franchises at a special rate to VP customers. ;D
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Does the franchise include marketing materials, a little turnip stall, etc?  rubschin:
Does the franchise holder have to wear old clothes and green wellies? Is there a black and white dog to follow the franchisee around? Is there a choice of tractor colour (other than sh*t sprayed)?
We need to know much more before we commit to this project DS
If a pink tractor and wellies are part of the deal then I'm in! :)
I see there is a little confusion here over the nature of franchising. Excellent

You pay me for the right to sell using the popular and widely known "Darwins Turnips" logo.

You sign up with me for a minimum of 1 tonne of turnips per week which you must take and are payed for by Direct Debit

I will sell you at 'cost'  eyes: the stall and all the banners.

If you wish to promote the product by having a pretty young lady driving a pink tractor and wearing nothing but pink boots, I am open to persuasion.



I think we need an investors meeting   rubschin:
Agreed (again),

Perhaps we need to check out alternative turnip franchise suppliers to make sure we?re getting the best possible deal?  rubschin:
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 12:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 01, 2007, 08:30:37 AM
You lot couldn't afford me.  point:

Would you flash us a nipple for a fiver?
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2007, 02:43:22 PM »
I have heard it attributed to both Churchill and George Bernard Shaw but whoever the story is apposite:
 On a train a man asked a pretty girl if she would allow him a kiss if he paid her ?1m ~ She smiled and said "Yes"
The man then asked "If I gave you ?5 would you sleep with me?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the girl "What sort of girl do you take me for?"
"Madam" the man replied "We have already established the facts ~ we are now merely negotiating the price."
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2007, 10:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
I have heard it attributed to both Churchill and George Bernard Shaw but whoever the story is apposite:
 On a train a man asked a pretty girl if she would allow him a kiss if he paid her ?1m ~ She smiled and said "Yes"
The man then asked "If I gave you ?5 would you sleep with me?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the girl "What sort of girl do you take me for?"
"Madam" the man replied "We have already established the facts ~ we are now merely negotiating the price."

And that's what i was setting Wenchy up for, cheers snoops!
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 07:56:33 AM »
I saw through your little game long before snoops mentioned it!  point:

Of course it's a matter of negotiation. To say that it's not is just silly.
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 07:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 07:56:33 AM
I saw through your little game long before snoops mentioned it!  point:

Of course it's a matter of negotiation. To say that it's not is just silly.

Do you have a "Buy it now" price?
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 08:00:17 AM »
No. You have to put some effort in!  ::)
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 08:05:42 AM »
My bid is already in and I have placed an upper limit to save me having to bother to keep checking it. So far I am in the lead and stand to get change. I think it is very kind of Wenchy to offer herself in this way. Of course she runs the risk of the orange airline's favourite passenger winning but hey! What's life without a gamble.
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 08:06:21 AM »
Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it?  eeek:
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2007, 08:09:28 AM »
I bid three turnips but I see somebody has gazumped me? Now who has access to fives tonnes of turnips?  rubschin:
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 08:10:57 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it?  eeek:

BUT you didn't say you weren't. point:
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2007, 08:19:40 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 08:10:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it?  eeek:

BUT you didn't say you weren't. point:

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk.  ;D
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2007, 08:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 08:10:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it?  eeek:

BUT you didn't say you weren't. point:

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk.  ;D

Actually I just Googled "Turnip House" ~ there a dozens of them all named Turnip House or Turnip Cottage etc. Perhaps you need to rethink your strategy.
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2007, 08:27:15 AM »
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Re: Talk about crap cash ins
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2007, 08:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 08:10:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it?  eeek:

BUT you didn't say you weren't. point:

If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk.  ;D

How about Berkshire?
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