Talk about crap cash ins

[tel]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

[Darwins Selection]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

[Barman]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

[Snoopy]

My problem is I have four bedrooms upstairs and downstairs an office (but I like to call it a Study now I've tidied it up and installed bookshelves) plus two lounges and a dining room plus, of course a kitchen/breakfast room. I wonder how we'd stand if I put a cooker and a fridge in one bedroom and called it "the second kitchen"?

[Barman]

My problem is I have four bedrooms upstairs and an office (but I like to call it a Study now I've tidied it up and installed bookshelves) plus two lounges and a dining room downstairs. I wonder how we'd stand if I put a cooker and a fridge in one bedroom and called it "the second kitchen"?

There must be thousands searching for ways around the system right now ? no doubt a test case will be brought to exactly define what is and is not a bedroom.

My prediction of the verdict: the HIP junta inspector will decide what is or is not a bedroom and will be right on all occasions however bizarre his opinion appears.

[Bar Wench]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

[Barman]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

A stable for all your my Little Pony?s perhaps? 

[Snoopy]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

Fine for growing "weed" in a conservatory = ?5k+ and/or a period during which Her Majesty may take some pleasure.
Fine for placing house on market without a HIP = ?200
Placing house on market with proviso "HIP applied for" = NIL
No contest really 

[Snoopy]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

A stable for all your my Little Pony?s perhaps? 

Oh YES! I can see it now "And through here we have the tat room"

[Bar Wench]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

A stable for all your my Little Pony?s perhaps? 

Oh YES! I can see it now "And through here we have the tat room"

Wouldn't it be marvelous!

[Barman]

Ummm. I don't think I ever said I was doing it? 

BUT you didn't say you weren't.

Good point. I'm not! Certainly not for turnips! If someone could furnish me with a four bedroom detached house fit for habitation in Surrey though we could talk. 

Then you'll need a HIP and no-one's got one

Good point that man!

Perhaps three bedrooms and an um office eh Wenchy? 

Three bedrooms and a studio! 

Snoops, start growing weed and call it your conservetory.

A stable for all your my Little Pony?s perhaps? 

Oh YES! I can see it now "And through here we have the tat room"

Wouldn't it be marvelous!

Wake up Wenchy, WAKE UP! You were snoring?