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Offline Miss Demeanour

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New puter equipment
« on: August 12, 2011, 08:15:30 AM »
I have just been provided with a new keyboard at work .

On the cable there is a hoooooge sticker saying " Health Warning" see bottom of keyboard for details.

So I lift up me new keyboard and there is a hooooge sticky label underneath

" Use of a keyboard or mouse may be linked to serious injuries ."

It then goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs about potential MSD's ( Multi skeletal Disorders )

Best not use it then  whistle:

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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »
Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 08:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2011, 08:17:57 AM
Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:

Only if it is caught in yer vagazzle......  eeek:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 09:01:15 AM »
Does this happen to you frequently ?  eeek:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 09:41:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 12, 2011, 09:01:15 AM
Does this happen to you frequently ?  eeek:

No, I never turn my keyboard over....  noooo:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 09:44:56 AM »
Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then  redface:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 09:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 12, 2011, 09:44:56 AM
Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then  redface:

Zakly... happy088
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 09:47:31 AM »
Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking  redface:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 09:50:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 12, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking  redface:

I dread to think what is in mine....  redface:

I had to clean LL's before she got back as Miss T dropped voddy melon all over it...  noooo:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 09:59:04 AM »
Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh  eyes:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 10:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 12, 2011, 09:59:04 AM
Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh  eyes:

Yes!  cussing:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 10:09:00 AM »
The ex said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2011, 10:15:25 AM »
 rubschin:  AFFS!
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 10:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 12, 2011, 10:15:25 AM
rubschin:  AFFS!

He's having several AFFS moments today... amnesia perhaps....?  rubschin:
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Re: New puter equipment
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2011, 10:26:08 AM »
No BM, can't stand rice pudding.
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