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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 04:12:26 PM »
I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought  noooo:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 04:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 04:13:43 PM »
 
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2011, 04:12:26 PM
I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought  noooo:

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Can't she use a razor like the rest of us ...... oh!  redface:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 04:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2011, 04:11:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:

Need new members to offset the VAT rise perchance?  whistle:

Yes...  redface:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2011, 05:14:55 PM »
Still no postcard  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2011, 05:16:13 PM »
But the Brat is in Lurve  sick2:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2011, 06:04:03 PM »
First week over like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2011, 09:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2011, 09:55:18 PM »
Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings  noooo:

I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi  cloud9:

The brat is at some club with her mates  noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.

Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2011, 10:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2011, 09:55:18 PM
Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings  noooo:

I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi  cloud9:

The brat is at some club with her mates  noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.

Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it  eveilgrin:


All inclusive........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2011, 06:31:02 AM »
Situation normal eh?


And of course we want to hear your blatherings.


Where's me postcard?  sad24:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2011, 01:47:41 PM »
We seem to be ticking off the disasters quite well  angel1

Do they have shark attacks in Turkey?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2011, 01:57:15 PM »
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The existence of approximately 46 different species of sharks in the Mediterranean - 16 of them measuring three or more meters in length, and 15 being potentially dangerous species - makes the occasional encounter between humans and these animals in the most frequented and most travelled sea unavoidable.




Oh! From here = http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/mediterranean.html
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2011, 02:04:21 PM »
Poor The Brat  sad24:
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Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2011, 03:11:24 PM »
 sad24:Still, it's what she would have wanted, The Brat, not Miss D obviously.
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