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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2011, 07:54:27 AM »
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2011, 07:58:22 AM »
Remember the golden roolz
(i) Don't ask if she wears black underwear
(ii) Don't ask if she shaves 'down there'
(iii) Don't say things like 'Do you see what I mean'
(iv) Don't do any of your more visual stories e.g. The hovercraft demonstration
(v) Don't guide her through doorways or up steps by placing your hand on her arse


What can possibly go wrong?  razz:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2011, 07:59:50 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
Remember the golden roolz
(i) Don't ask if she wears black underwear
(ii) Don't ask if she shaves 'down there'
(iii) Don't say things like 'Do you see what I mean'
(iv) Don't do any of your more visual stories e.g. The hovercraft demonstration
(v) Don't guide her through doorways or up steps by placing your hand on her arse


What can possibly go wrong?  razz:

Without piling on the pressure....  whistle:

Don't talk about movies or the TV like....  noooo:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2011, 12:46:39 PM »
Oh, and don't get blind drunk... happy002
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 12:46:39 PM
Oh, and don't get blind drunk... happy002

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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2011, 02:02:25 PM »
What a fooking minefield  noooo:

I had not realised how hard it is to make small talk in a car with a stranger without saying things like:

"Ooh, what a nice dog" redface:
"I went to Lincoln last week, isn't it a lovely cathedral?" redface:
"Nottingham has so many trees, doesn't it?" redface:
"My sister has a lovely garden." redface:
"Do you want some more of that?" redface:

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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2011, 02:13:59 PM »
Not your finest hour then ........  confused:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2011, 02:14:42 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2011, 02:18:51 PM »
Perhaps mention the black underwear and downstairs trimming next time then  razz:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2011, 02:21:03 PM »
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2011, 02:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2011, 02:02:25 PM
What a fooking minefield  noooo:

I had not realised how hard it is to make small talk in a car with a stranger without saying things like:

"Ooh, what a nice dog" redface:
"I went to Lincoln last week, isn't it a lovely cathedral?" redface:
"Nottingham has so many trees, doesn't it?" redface:
"My sister has a lovely garden." redface:
"Do you want some more of that?" redface:

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"That colour really suits you" Banghead

Oh dear oh dear....  noooo:

What was she like tho... like....?  eyes:
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