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Backhanded matchmaking
« on: August 13, 2011, 04:49:04 PM »
So sis calls. Do I want to come to lunch next SUnday. I say yes. She then asks if I can pick up a friend of hers who is also coming to lunch and happens to live near me. Her name, it seems, is Caroline. And can I give her a lift home afterwards. I say yes.

SHe then says that Caroline is very nice and needs a BF and that she has a degree in ENglish and is very attractive and funny. SHe refers me to pictures of said Caroline on her Faceache page. Caroline is, it has to be said very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

I say thanks for the information.

SIs says that she has been talking me up and that I should deffo invite Caroline (who is 48) out for dinner or something as she will leap on the proposition. I say that it's an idea, but that I haven't even met her and anyway she might not like the look of me.

No prob, says sis, Caroline has been blind since birth  evil:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 04:51:45 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

What would Yahoo advise ?  rubschin:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 04:52:19 PM »
A blind date........ rubschin:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 04:53:52 PM »
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 04:54:36 PM »
So she's good looking , intelligent , single , young ( ish) , and needs to feel her way around...I'm off to buy a hat  whistle:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 04:58:45 PM »
Just remember Nick .....

If you are thirsty there is no need to buy the whole fecking brewery.
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 05:22:43 PM »
 rubschin:

The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy  rubschin:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 05:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 13, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
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The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy  rubschin:

A surfeit of either can make a man very unhappy when he wakes up in the morning.
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 06:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 13, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
rubschin:

The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy  rubschin:
Deffo the ale :thumbsup:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2011, 06:45:21 PM »
Well the beer goggles are out in her case  :thumbsup:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2011, 08:37:51 PM »
Like Caroline, I don't see what the problem is. 
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 09:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 13, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001

What would Yahoo advise ?  rubschin:

Dear Yahoo, I am a ginger disaster magnet and my sister has set me up on a date with a woman who has been blind since birth. What can possibly go wrong.  whistle:
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 07:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:49:04 PM
So sis calls. Do I want to come to lunch next SUnday. I say yes. She then asks if I can pick up a friend of hers who is also coming to lunch and happens to live near me. Her name, it seems, is Caroline. And can I give her a lift home afterwards. I say yes.

SHe then says that Caroline is very nice and needs a BF and that she has a degree in ENglish and is very attractive and funny. SHe refers me to pictures of said Caroline on her Faceache page. Caroline is, it has to be said very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

I say thanks for the information.

SIs says that she has been talking me up and that I should deffo invite Caroline (who is 48) out for dinner or something as she will leap on the proposition. I say that it's an idea, but that I haven't even met her and anyway she might not like the look of me.

No prob, says sis, Caroline has been blind since birth  evil:

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Re: Backhanded matchmaking
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2011, 07:51:04 AM »
Today is the day  rubschin:
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