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The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:54:09 AM »
LL went to the video shop while in the UK and excelled herself this time....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 08:09:54 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 08:19:28 AM »
Well, she managed to bring back four DVDs...

1) A Brilliant Al Murry Pub landlord live disc.... happy088

2) The last series of The Tudors... happy088

3)... well, remember that the worsest film ever up to this point (although Uncle disagrees) is Perfume...
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 11:03:51 AM »
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 11:05:51 AM »
My LIfe with TUrnips?
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 11:08:07 AM »
Okay, so as you ask....  ::)

The worst film I'd ever seen since Perfume was Rite...

I'm not a fan of the horror genre but even so this was a terrible film... the whole clichéd, predictable plot unravelling within the first few minutes and no amount of acting by Hopkins or special effects was ever going to save it... throw in a love interest (but no shagging) and every box must have been ticked - truly awful...

But THEN....

Then, last night we watched Everyman's War... which the cover describes as "Based on the true story of The Battle Of The Bulge" and "the most powerful war film you will ever see" whereas it is in fact the worst, low-budget war movie I have ever seen... well, I say 'seen' which isn't strictly true as we only watched half an hour (it seemed much longer) before turning it into a beer mat...

I think the clincher was the German who was brought up in America, considered himself American and wanted to fight for America - yet had the accent of the Nazi from Allo, Allo...  noooo:

I couldn't watch any more...

Still, the fiver LL paid for it covered about 90% of the budget for the production so that was nice...
 
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 11:09:29 AM »
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 11:09:39 AM »
I thought the Battle of the Bulge was some sort of exercise video  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 11:10:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2011, 11:09:39 AM
I thought the Battle of the Bulge was some sort of exercise video  rubschin:

Yes Nick...  ::)
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 03:46:34 PM »
Repo the Genetic Opera. At some point my so called friend is going to pay for inflicting that rancid bucket of shite on me.

Anything with opera in the title should not have Paris bleedin' Hilton in it.

If anyone wants to torture themselves its in the free movie section on yotube now.

Also any film by Uwe feckin Boll, possibly the only director to have over 300,000 people sign an online petition asking him to retire and stop making crap films based on good games.  cussing:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2011, 05:34:26 PM »
I fell asleep half way through 'The Rite'.

'Skyline' reaches high levels shiteness.

Cowboys & Aliens was awright though. ish.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 05:17:54 AM »
Quote from: TG on September 01, 2011, 05:34:26 PM
I fell asleep half way through 'The Rite'.

'Skyline' reaches high levels shiteness.

Cowboys & Aliens was awright though. ish.  :thumbsup:

Do you see 'awright-ish' in the thread title? No.  ::)
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 05:20:57 AM »
Dune - worstest film  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 05:54:49 AM »
Texas Chainsaw Massacre  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2011, 12:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2011, 05:20:57 AM
Dune - worstest film  noooo: noooo: noooo:

I have to agree there, between casting Sting and Kyle McLachland and making up parts of the story the David Lynch version is utter shite. If I ever decide I want to see a performance that wooden again I'll stand in the middle of a bleedin forest. On the other hand, the miniseries versions of Dune and Dune Messiah/Children of Dune that were done by Scifi were a hell of a lot better.
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