The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread

[Barman]

Surely the bucket provides a flattering look whatever the era 

The rust makes me look ginger.... 

[Grumpmeister]

That's what you get for buying a cheap bucket. 

[Barman]

That's what you get for buying a cheap bucket. 

I should have got an galvanised one.... 

[Grumpmeister]

There's a hole in his bucket, Bar Miser, Bar Miser
There's a hole in his bucket, Bar Miser, a hole. 

[Uncle Mort]

Then fix it, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy

Then fix it, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy, fix it. 

[Grumpmeister]

With what shall I fix it Unc Morty, Unc Morty
With what shall I fix it Unc Morty, with what 

[Uncle Mort]

With a straw, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy

With a straw, dear Grumpy, dear Grumpy, with a straw. 

[Grumpmeister]

With what shall I cut it Unc Morty, Unc Morty
With what shall I cut it Unc Morty, with what 

[Grumpmeister]

I know that Miss D will tell me I didn't have to watch it but in a moment of insane optimism I thought that my 'favourite' director couldn't have made yet another godawful load of old bollocks. And so out of curiosity I had a look at In the Name of the King 2 after finding it on Youtube.

Its another Uwe Boll masterpiece, in other words the biggest waste of bandwidth since call me Dave set up a twitter feed. 

[TG]

Outpost:Black Sun.

The first one was fun but I'm glad I was pissed when I watched this one. 

[Uncle Mort]

Prometheus ~ utter, utter incoherent tosh 

[Nick]

Agreed    He ran out of ideas 

[Barman]

Agreed    He ran out of ideas 

Ridley Scott?

[Grumpmeister]

Prometheus ~ utter, utter incoherent tosh 

There is an easter egg on the Blu-ray version that suggests he is going to tie it into the Bladerunner franchise. 

[Barman]

Prometheus ~ utter, utter incoherent tosh 

There is an easter egg on the Blu-ray version that suggests he is going to tie it into the Bladerunner franchise. 

*moves ten Pounds from left pocket to right pocket *