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Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« on: August 15, 2011, 08:18:15 AM »
SWWLTBO reports that whilst driving home from her Mother's last night she passed Nottingham Uni. On the opposite side of the road was a clearly drunk, ginger bearded cyclist, steering his machine in an erratic fashion with one hand whilst cheerfully giving all oncoming drivers the  Finger:


Apparently all three kids claimed it was Nick!  happy002
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 08:20:42 AM »
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 08:20:57 AM »
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 10:51:32 AM »
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Come on, answer the question.

Where were you last night?
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 10:58:21 AM »
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 11:00:36 AM »
Safely at home  angel1

After a scary bike-ride?
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 11:04:08 AM »
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 11:11:15 AM »
Safely at home  angel1

After a scary bike-ride?

And wiv a sore bum I expect....  noooo:
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 03:38:02 PM »
Not to cause a panic but could this mean there is a Nickalike in Nottingham?  eeek:
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 03:51:05 PM »
Nah! They broke the mould when they saw him.
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 03:51:41 PM »
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 03:58:30 PM »
Nah! They broke the mould when they saw him.

That scared of making another one I suppose.  whistle:
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 04:26:14 PM »
I thought his 'ccountant was on the other side of the werld or summat  rubschin:
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Re: Can Mr Nick account for his movements last night?
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 05:31:02 PM »
Safely at home  angel1

Safely you say  rubschin:
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