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Offline GROWLER

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Show offs.
« on: August 15, 2011, 10:09:19 PM »
Been ded proud of meself and me progress in the gym and up 'me 'ill'.
Smashing records nearly on a daily basis now on both fronts....all this from someone who was told I wouldn't last the course btw. ::)

Got talking to a bloke that runs marathons all over the UK. Doing the Great North Run in a couple of weeks. Showed me his legs. eeek: Looked like knotted tree trunks. eeek:

He goes the gym. Got comparing notes like for a bit of 'willy waving' like, as you do. whistle:

My 'willy is arf the size of his it seems, as everything I can do, he can do in half the time.
I was gutted tbh. sad32:

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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 10:12:08 PM »
 point:

Thought I'd save you all the trouble like. cry:

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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 10:23:15 PM »
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 10:28:25 PM »
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:

Bloody is! cussing:
Could be ded tomoz like, and then I'll be all gutted that I didn't achieve what I'm trying to achieve...whatever that actually is like. confused:

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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 06:30:25 AM »
mat all your ills be down ills growler whacky068
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 08:17:13 AM »
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:

Bloody is! cussing:
Could be ded tomoz like, and then I'll be all gutted that I didn't achieve what I'm trying to achieve...whatever that actually is like. confused:

Well dont die then and give yourself a chance to achieve it all, simples.

You have got this far, the least you can do stay around long enough to finish it, think of the poor sods who carry the coffin.  noooo:
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 08:21:20 AM »
Growler is an selfish bear and would never take the feelings of his pall bearers into consideration  noooo:
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 11:39:58 AM »
In my experience people that run marathons are as boring as fuck... certainly wouldn't be welcome in this pub...  noooo:
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 11:40:58 AM »
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 11:41:16 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 11:47:36 AM »
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

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A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 11:53:47 AM »
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

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A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:

She probally thought it had something to do with choccy like............ whistle:

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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 11:54:37 AM »
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:

She probally thought it had something to do with choccy like............ whistle:

I think that is how they got her to sign up like....  ;)
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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 11:57:54 AM »
It's the chafeing that does it.

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Re: Show offs.
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 12:00:35 PM »
My new saddle is dead comfy  cloud9:
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