Driving home from the office last night they were having the usual General Knowledge quiz. Beforehand they were having the usual chat about where the listener was from, what he does for a living etc...
"So Jeff, any family?"
"Yes, my wife Denise and five boys"
Five boys, thats nearly half a football team, what are their names?
The eldest is Danny, then David, Robert, and the youngest are the twins, Ronnie and Reggie" (He was serious)
Unsurprisingly, Jeff went on to score three out of ten, and said, "ooh, that's not bad, better than I thought I'd do"