Swimming pool in the kitchen...

[miss Tchevious]

Well the weather is hoooooot, but no worries I officially have my own pool in the kitchen.
three feckin inches of water both in and outside the house. Plumbers everywhere and the landlord being a total dick about it is still trying to convince the (professional) plumbers that it is a mere leak from the washing machine, regardless of the fact that there is no water whatsoever around the washing machine. Ooo and even better, he reckons the gallons of water outside has indeed leaked from under the kitchen door, even tho the bottom of the door is bone dry. It must be that magic jumping water like...

Have left the men to it, think apc is about to cry, me, I'm about to  knock the landlord out!

 

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

role reversal, I think i am gonna cry and apc is gonna knock out the landlord.

[miss Tchevious]

One of the plumbers has walked off, severely pissed off with the landlord.

landlord "it is leaking from here"
plumber "its fuckin dry!!!!!!!!"
landlord "no my friend, it is leaking from here"
plumber - not sure what he said because he has fucked off 

 

[apc2010]

No mains water till friday ............got 100 litres in tank thats it ........

Gonna do a BM and wash in the pool .........

[Nick]

Couldn't you just roll about on the floor, like?

[Snoopy]

Take the dinner plates etc into the pool with you.
No need for the marigolds

[apc2010]

 

[miss Tchevious]

apc now happily rolling around naked on the kitchen floor with his loofa. Thanks for that nick. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

You could come and wash at mine like Miss T.... 

[miss Tchevious]

only if you scrub my back like...

[Barman]

only if you scrub my back like...

[Nick]

I think he would rather scrub your front 

[Barman]

I think he would rather scrub your front