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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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When to give someone a good slap!
« on: August 19, 2011, 08:25:46 AM »
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 08:55:44 AM »
Oh we will ~ trust me ~ we will!
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 01:00:38 PM »
Thank you.  Actually when I say a 'good slap' I mean kill me, slowly and painfully. It would be an act of kindness and you can all genuinely say, 'it's what she would have wanted'.
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 01:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2011, 01:00:38 PM
Thank you.  Actually when I say a 'good slap' I mean kill me, slowly and painfully. It would be an act of kindness and you can all genuinely say, 'it's what she would have wanted'.

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 08:14:09 AM »
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 08:34:34 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
http://www.sheffieldish.com/#/speak-sheffieldish/4551489969




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Na then

This lot I understand... Summatsupeer, Gerritetten, Gerartnit, Smarrerweeim, Azeegeniter, Iampgorrit, Geeit Mester,

But this lot... There is something strange about this, Eat up all your food, Kindly leave, Is something worrying him, Has he given it to her?, I do not have it, Give it to the gentleman ....   Shrugs:  Not a bloody clue
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 08:43:38 AM »
Thos is not so far removed from basic Nottinghamese. I understand all of them  redface:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM »
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM »
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 04:14:16 PM »
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 06:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

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Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:

Go on...  ::)

Bloody hell, it takes a while to get to the punchline dunnit  sadsmiley30:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2011, 05:34:33 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:

Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:

Go on...  ::)

Bloody hell, it takes a while to get to the punchline dunnit  sadsmiley30:

Time to give him a good slap!  eveilgrin:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM »
Shall we do the punchline for him
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