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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Speedo's
« on: August 29, 2011, 01:40:57 PM »
Ok - having just come back from hols I am still a bit preoccupied by all things bad taste ( and bad manners - but don't get me started on the Germans right now  evil:)

I could not believe the amount of men that still insisted on wearing the budgie smugglers form of swimwear  sick2:

It honestly does them no favours in fact I believe that I should whizz off to the Dragon's Den with me new 'Enhanced' Speedo range  whistle: ....obviously many men require a bit of a 'boost' and as wimmin do it with their lingerie and swimwear all the time it's time men got a bit of a helping hand  whistle: This time next year I could be a millionaire  rubschin:

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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 01:44:29 PM »
Are you going into the banana trade?
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 01:45:49 PM »
Padding, gels, wiring and tubing dear boy  whistle:
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 01:50:45 PM »
Bananas are more environmentally friendly, like. ANd the Speedo contents would need replenishing daily. Think of the money  cloud9:

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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 02:32:51 PM »
Cucumbers are the preferred vegetable in this situation.
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 02:34:47 PM »
Is it time for my Ken Dodd joke?
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 03:36:42 PM »
There is always time for a Ken Dodd joke- the meanest man in show business.
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 03:38:19 PM »
 cloud9:

Isn't today a lovely day to poke a cucumber through Anne Widdecombe's letter box and shout "The Martians have landed"
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 03:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
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Isn't today a lovely day to poke a cucumber through Anne Widdecombe's letter box and shout "The Martians have landed"
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 04:50:21 PM »
Triple Affs!!!

One for the joke
One for Barman laughing
One for Nick mentioning Anne Widdecombe  lol:
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Re: Speedo's
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 04:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 29, 2011, 04:50:21 PM
Triple Affs!!!

One for the joke
One for Barman laughing
One for Nick mentioning Anne Widdecombe  lol:

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