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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2011, 04:33:15 PM »
I too hate tardiness but where are we to stand on earliness?

Occasionally I will get a supermarket to deliver.  Today was such a day as I needed 25 tins of baked beans, 10 bags of flour, 5 of sugar and several kilos of dried fruit.  Oh yes my dears the season of the Christmas cake is upon us. evil:  A 'slot' was booked for between 5 and 7pm.  It arrived at 4.45.

I will not mention the phone call from the delivery man asking me for directions for house number 50. I don't live there but I resisted the temptation to tell him. angel1
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2011, 04:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 04:33:15 PM
I too hate tardiness but where are we to stand on earliness?

Occasionally I will get a supermarket to deliver.  Today was such a day as I needed 25 tins of baked beans, 10 bags of flour, 5 of sugar and several kilos of dried fruit.  Oh yes my dears the season of the Christmas cake is upon us. evil: 

25 tins of baked beans in Christmas cake  eeek:  Isn't that overdoing the beans a bit,




by about 25 tins  rubschin:
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2011, 05:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 31, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 04:33:15 PM
I too hate tardiness but where are we to stand on earliness?

Occasionally I will get a supermarket to deliver.  Today was such a day as I needed 25 tins of baked beans, 10 bags of flour, 5 of sugar and several kilos of dried fruit.  Oh yes my dears the season of the Christmas cake is upon us. evil: 

25 tins of baked beans in Christmas cake  eeek:  Isn't that overdoing the beans a bit,




by about 25 tins  rubschin:


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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2011, 06:43:16 PM »
 lol: I did wonder if I should explain the tins of beans, it seems the answer was 'yes' but for now I shall sulk and refuse.
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2011, 07:12:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
lol: I did wonder if I should explain the tins of beans, it seems the answer was 'yes' but for now I shall sulk and refuse.
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2011, 03:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
lol: I did wonder if I should explain the tins of beans, it seems the answer was 'yes' but for now I shall sulk and refuse.

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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2011, 06:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
lol: I did wonder if I should explain the tins of beans, it seems the answer was 'yes' but for now I shall sulk and refuse.
I think she bathes in them  whistle:
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2011, 07:22:21 AM »
I may be forced to refuse the next invitation to lick her feet.  rubschin:
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Re: Punctuality is the Courtesy of Kings
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2011, 05:37:48 PM »
after 25 tins of beans, her feet are the least of your worries bom
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