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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 08:44:14 AM »
Quote from: James on May 04, 2007, 08:39:57 AM
We are having a BBQ on Sunday, and I shall bear all of the above in mind. I find myself wondering if I could clean the BBQ with, er, Brick Acid.
Is it the first BBQ of the year?

I shouldn't bother cleaning it if I were you - just give Mrs. James the first burger off it  sick2:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2007, 10:05:14 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 03, 2007, 08:23:03 PM
You know those mini blow torch things that chefs on the telly use to finish a Creme Brulee well that's what I use, that and some lighter fuel. (Interesting I can't seem to get the little accents on the e.) But I 'spect you know what I mean.

Were you trying for Cr?me Brul?e ?  (  noooo: I was sure we had had this conversation previously) see me after class.
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2007, 12:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on May 07, 2007, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 03, 2007, 08:23:03 PM
You know those mini blow torch things that chefs on the telly use to finish a Creme Brulee well that's what I use, that and some lighter fuel. (Interesting I can't seem to get the little accents on the e.) But I 'spect you know what I mean.

Were you trying for Cr?me Brul?e ?  (  noooo: I was sure we had had this conversation previously) see me after class.

I don't have those little doo-dats on my keyboard ~OK?
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2007, 01:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2007, 12:11:55 PM
I don't have those little doo-dats on my keyboard ~OK?

Pourquoi?  eeek:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2007, 06:21:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2007, 01:40:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2007, 12:11:55 PM
I don't have those little doo-dats on my keyboard ~OK?

Pourquoi?  eeek:

It's because I can't put accents on froggy words is all ... Whats wrong with English anyway?
 Crème Brulée = Bloody egg custard with a burnt top! cussing: Fancy poncy cheffy stuff  evil:

Pourquoi?  You just pour the beer and never mind the quoi stuff matey
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2007, 06:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2007, 06:21:56 PM
Pourquoi?  You just pour the beer and never mind the quoi stuff matey

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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2007, 06:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2007, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2007, 06:21:56 PM
Pourquoi?  You just pour the beer and never mind the quoi stuff matey

 sad24:

Now don't you start that stuff..... we get enough problems with the Bar Wench's Hormones without yours too. evil:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2007, 11:43:05 AM »
How very dare you!  whip:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2007, 11:58:28 AM »
OUCH!  :'(
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2007, 08:13:35 PM »
Speaking personally, I always go to other people's BBQs

Usually the neighbours...  whistle:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2007, 08:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 12, 2007, 08:13:35 PM
Speaking personally, I always go to other people's BBQs

Usually the neighbours...  whistle:
But do you get to use the tongues or stand in the smoke?  whistle:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2007, 08:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 08:30:43 PM
But do you get to use the tongues
eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2:
 
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 08:30:43 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 12, 2007, 08:13:35 PM
Speaking personally, I always go to other people's BBQs

Usually the neighbours...  whistle:
But do you get to use the tongues or stand in the smoke?  whistle:

I don't smoke but I have a crazy tongue that can lick flesh clean off bones. 
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2007, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 12, 2007, 09:08:06 PM


I don't smoke but I have a crazy tongue that can lick flesh clean off bones. 

 scared2:  I am not sure I lick the sound of that.  scared2:  noooo:  You are not invited to my next BBQ.  scared:

Do you know....smoke gets in my eyes?   sad24:
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Re: RULES FOR A BBQ.
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2007, 04:50:46 AM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl on May 12, 2007, 09:18:43 PM
Do you know....smoke gets in my eyes?   sad24:
I can whistle it ?  whistle:

Or I can sing the ?Esso Blue? version if you like?
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